Wear your obsession. The Marzocchi Workshop Apron.
You rebuild forks at midnight. You know the difference between 5W and 7.5W by smell. Your workbench has more seal kits than coffee mugs. You deserve a proper apron.
Dr-Zocchi 
You rebuild forks at midnight. You know the difference between 5W and 7.5W fork oil by smell. Your workbench has more seal kits than coffee mugs, and you've explained the words "lower leg service" to your partner at least four times.
The workshop is your place. It deserves better than an old t-shirt tied around your waist.
The apron
Multi-pocket tool layout across the front — hex keys, drivers, callipers within reach without turning around. Cross-back leather straps so it actually stays on while you work. Dr-Zocchi patch at the chest. MARZOCCHI MTB SUSPENSION in bold across the front, because some things need to be said out loud.
Production open ...
Still an idea for now — watch this space.